Chicago corporate comedy magician
Magic and comedy for smart audiences
TV magician. Stand-up comic. Former attorney. Scott Green is the headliner who gets your group.


















































































The show that’s just for you
Your people feel like Scott knows them, because he does.
All it takes is one phone call with you. Scott gets the inside scoop: who’s who, and what everyone at your company is talking about.
Before one gala, Scott heard about Omar, the guy who always has something to say. Early in the show, someone at the second table chimed in. Scott recognized the face from his prep. He looked over at this man he’d never actually met and said:
“You must be Omar.”
The room erupted.
Moments like that are why your team is still talking about Scott’s show on Monday.
And because everything stays clean and good-natured, all your guests feel included in the fun.

Guys named Scott love Scott
“I hired Scott for my firm’s holiday party. He was responsive, clear and professional and absolutely crushed the performance.”
“He was responsive, clear and professional and absolutely crushed the performance.”
“I could not have been more impressed… Worth every penny.”
“I was genuinely impressed by how well he connected with the crowd… Scott’s quick wit, impeccable stage presence, and relatable humor captivated the audience from start to finish.”
“Scott’s quick wit, impeccable stage presence, and relatable humor captivated the audience from start to finish.”
(So do people with other names)
“Scott, you were fabulous! Definitely raised the bar for our holiday party…thank you so much, I’ve been hearing over and over again how much people loved the show.”
“Scott, you were fabulous! Definitely raised the bar for our holiday party.”
“What a fun night we had, everyone was in disbelief with all of your magic… so amazing!”
“Scott’s ability to engage and entertain is unparalleled, and I highly recommend him.”
Watch Scott perform
As customized as you like
From a small executive group to a full theater, Scott scales the show to fit the room. The Headline Show comes with personal touches for your group; Tailored and Fully Bespoke go further.
The Headline Show
Scott’s signature performance.
A stage show for the whole room, everyone seated and watching together. Scott’s magic and comedy, with personal references woven into the performance.
Show length: Up to 60 minutes, sized to your event
Includes: A pre-show call, personal touches for your group, and setup before guests arrive
Pricing: From $3,500
Ask about this showTailored
Your world becomes part of the magic.
Scott adapts the plots, language, and props of his routines around your people, your work, and your shared stories.
Show length: As suits your event
Pricing: From $5,000
Ask about this showFully Bespoke
New magic, invented for you.
Original magic built around your product, message or occasion.
For example: for a textbook publisher’s gala, Scott created one trick around the company’s economics books and another that made one of its authors the star.
Pricing: Quoted for your event
Ask about this showA smaller gathering? For groups of up to 50, Monday through Thursday in the Chicago area, Scott’s 30-minute show starts at $2,000. Ask about this show
Make it a bigger night
- Cocktail-hour magicians
- An opening act
- Scott as your emcee
- A Second City Main Stage music director on keyboard

Not sure which fits? Tell Scott about your event. He’ll recommend an approach and explain what’s involved.

About Scott
In 2009 Scott Green passed the Illinois Bar and was named one of the 100 best young writers in America. Naturally he became a magician.
Since then he has performed thousands of shows, appeared on Penn & Teller: Fool Us, played The Magic Castle and The Second City, and served as team magician for the Chicago Bulls.
FAQ
What does it cost?
Every event is different, so each show is quoted individually, but most shows start at $3,500. Tailored shows start at $5,000, and Fully Bespoke shows are quoted by project. For groups of up to 50, Monday through Thursday in the Chicago area, a 30-minute show starts at $2,000.
How long is the show?
Scott adjusts the show’s length to fit the needs of your event. His typical headlining show is 45-60 minutes, but for many corporate events a 20-30 minute set is more appropriate. If you have a show length you prefer, please let us know in the form, or otherwise Scott will propose the length he thinks fits your event best.
How does it fit in the evening?
It’s a featured performance, everyone seated and watching together, usually after dinner or as the centerpiece of the program. Cocktail hour strolling close-up magic is a separate add-on.
What is required for Scott’s show?
A stage or clear performing area with the audience facing it. Scott brings his own props and can either work with your venue’s AV or provide his own.
What do you need from us?
Before the show, Scott talks with you about the event, the people in the room, and the stories everyone knows, plus anything to avoid. That gives him the shared references that make the show personal, even for a large group. Scott and his team coordinate the performance details with you and your venue.
Does Scott travel?
Yes, Scott would be happy to travel to your event. He is Chicago-based but performs where his clients need him. Travel is quoted with the show. Extra fee may apply for events in Antarctica.
When should I book?
Dates are first come, first served. You might get lucky with a last-minute opening, but the sooner you reach out, the more likely your date is available.
Tell Scott about your event
You’ll hear back with availability, a show recommendation, and a quote, usually the same day.
Or call or email:
scott@scottgreenmagic.com
773-91-MAGIC



